Brandon

A fag

Look at that! It's a Brandon!!!!

by Arandomguy5709 September 24, 2016

Brandon

A guy who when you first met them seem really great. But then they turn out to be a complete asshole and wanna be fuckboy. They are very thirsty but swear they respect women. Thye are homophobes and republicans.

Brandon used to be a great friend.... not anymore.

by Litty193 December 30, 2017

Brandon

he's just that nigga. that's all you need to know

"Hey, do you know who Brandon is?" "Yeah, he's that nigga"

by yomommacheese July 12, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is the most hottest, sexiest, funniest guy you will ever meet in your life.

You should definitely date anyone who’s name is Brandon.

Brandon your hot as hell.

by ok boomer 12353 November 29, 2019

Brandon

A big headed loser who sucks at Madden!

9 year old boy: Uncle B you are such a loser
Brandon: Trash!!
9 year old boy: U suck at Madden

by fortnitedoodooboiiii July 19, 2019

Brandon

A nasty lil fucker who needs a slap and has a small dick. Acts like a cunt. Is a cunt. Hated by most people. Grim ass druggie

"brandon is an ass hole"

by Yessdaddy March 14, 2020

Brandon

Is most definitely a Leo and homosexual. Probably got divorced (if married) because of commitment issues and cheated way too much.

“Did you hear? Brandon’s getting a divorce because he cheated too much; his husband now has to go to therapy because of the emotional trauma.”

by Heyfuckface November 29, 2019