bearded sax

The instrument that is played by a groupie who is trying to become a "member" of the band.

After the show, this chick had a great tryout playing my BEARDED SAX backstage.

by LCRC August 17, 2008

beard bounce

When a woman sits on the face of a bearded man and takes a beautiful ride.

Look at his beard. I bet that's a good beard bounce.

by jackins07 October 5, 2013

pony beads

Any number of cheap, small, plastic, colourful beads, commonly used in childrens craft. Mainly used in making beadad animals. Can be almost any colour, and any texture. (Glow in the dark, glitter, shiny)
Pony beads are the most common types of beads used in raver's "candy."

Person 1 "Did you see that girl's bracelet?"
Person 2 "Yeah, it was totally made out of pony beads and yarn."

by Kapr July 2, 2007

Rusty Beard

When you are eating a chick and she shits on your face.

Dude, i was having fun with this chick last night and she gave me a rusty beard.

by Cory Mohr January 2, 2009

Moose Beard

A fat hairy Vagina

WOW look at that moose beard!!

by chrjen July 8, 2010

Graham Beard

1. The short, uneven beard found on many high school males who are in desperate need of a shave or do not own a razor.

"I could never kiss a guy with a Graham Beard; my mouth would get full of hair if we kissed."

by Smar Uyed April 19, 2010

The Bearded One

A man of immense power and might that has a magnificent ginger beard and can not feel pain. This man sometimes is mistaken as Jesus, but undoubtedly has the means to destroy the world. A man of this power is rare to find and often has the intellect to make his plans go through.

Someone of this power can complete extreme tasks such as:
breathing fire
throwing cars
reading minds
predicting actions
time traveling

flying
and even solving a rubik's cube

"holy shit is that 'The Bearded One'"
*shits oneself*

by beardedone August 13, 2015