balloon knot

It's your anus

I tapped that ho right in her balloon knot

by Knotty pine July 28, 2016

Birthday Balloon

A broken condom; a sabotaged, improperly worn, expired, or defective condom.

“It’s ok if we don’t have sex tonight, I’ve been single for a long time and all I have is an old box of birthday balloons.”

“I’m here thanks to a birthday balloon.”

by Compatibility Issue January 15, 2018

quarter ballooning

After exacting a quarter roll (either glueing or rubber banding your foreskin as to not allow fluid to pass) , you piss or ejaculate into your closed off foreskin to create a balloon-like feature

I'm going to be quarter ballooning when I pound Sara in with my quarter roll

by Savag3 af January 26, 2018

balloon cider

redneck hard cider made from putting yeast, sugar, and juice inside a jug with a balloon on top and letting it ferment

“hey did you try billybob’s new batch of balloon cider” “oh hell yeah jimmy it sure was tasty”

by Everyyone May 4, 2018

Englishman balloon

The act of inserting a water hose inside your partner's vagina and/or rectum, pump water inside and then seal the opening by inserting your penis or sex toy into the water filled orifice. To close the act the actor must deflate the balloon by pressing down on the partner's belly.

Last night I used your mom to accomplish an englishman balloon. She could take in so much water she looked pregnant!

by Canadianfkr December 29, 2016

balloon knot

Noun referring to the female anus.

Wow!, did you see her balloon knot!

by JohnnyD_Urbanite January 20, 2017

Balloon Dog Years scale

Similar to the dog years to human years scale, there is a scale that coverts the time someone has owned a balloon dog to human years.

The scale is add a zero for every month owned, and that's the age of your balloon dog.

Example scale:
1 month = 10 human years
2 months = 20 human years
3 months = 30 human years
Etc.

There is no difference in the scale between small, medium or large dogs.

Person 1: Aw, your balloon dog is so cute. What's his name and how old is he?

Person 2: Thanks. His name is Mello and he's 1 month old today.

Person 1: Wow. So he would be 10 if we use the balloon dog years scale . Happy birthday mello!

by PointedShrimpp January 29, 2017