Its really pretty simple actually. First you must defacate in the mouth of your partner. They should then smear it all over their face making it look brown and bumpy like a cliffside. Next, proceed to ejaculate in and around their mouth. As they continue to hold their mouth open like a cave opening, the jizz will give it the stalactites to hang from the ceiling.
by hillbilly t March 10, 2009
Get the bat cavemug. A very Overrated song by Avenged Sevenfold. Mostly made popular by the music video that the band put out.
by QX April 20, 2006
Get the Bat Countrymug. It's when a girl is lying face up and a guy puts his dick in her mouth. The girl has to wear sunglasses so that the guy's balls don't poke her eyes.
by thegreatbostonian January 25, 2009
Get the RayBan Batmug. by Asanj3 August 19, 2008
Get the faggot batmug. When a female has not had intercourse in quite some time, you refer to her as having “bats in her belfry”.
by Ohiokla June 4, 2019
Get the Bats in the belfrymug. When a man and a woman are having sexual relations in the missionary position, and the man fits his entire scrotum into the woman's vagina, and then slapping his penis onto the top of the woman's pubic area while mimicing the sound of a large bell.
by Babyballs September 23, 2008
Get the bats in the belfrymug. During anal sex, the penis is removed quickly from the anal cavity creating a vacuum in which tearing is involved, leaving the victim in a pool of his/her own blood.
"Dayum! Brian is on the ground AGAIN in a pool of his own blood."
"Uh-oh. Looks like someone gave him a shaved bat."
"Uh-oh. Looks like someone gave him a shaved bat."
by brian married a man February 12, 2008
Get the Shaved Batmug.