Sick children, between the ages of 5 and 15, who are home due to school closures, playing online video games (like Fortnite) and audibly coughing, sniffling, and sneezing. See also #sweaty fever child

tiny voice "Ashhpplzz! *snif* Anybody got a mic? Helloo? *koff* *koff* Anyone got a mic? Nobody? *snif*"
older voice "Aww, another one of these COVID babies. I knew you were a sweat."

COVID Babies by ToddUncommon March 24, 2020

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barbequed

smokin bong after bong of dro is where it starts. Then after it starts, you will know. and you will know when it is happening after it starts. and you will take out the apostraphe b/c its too confusing with it in (it's). anyway, barbequed is a state of mind, effecting people diffrently, some people it makes them laugh, other it makes them cry, sometimes it even makes people CRAZY. barbequed is being high past the point of, lets say, "toasted", "baked", "grilled" etc. barbeque is also a great way to cook your pork. and then you will google whether they are pork ribs or beef ribs. off the topic again, barbequed happens after inhaling smoke from marijuana buds(thc!!), aka the fruit of the plant. HAVE FUN!

nick, coco, and sarah are extraordinarily "barbequed" at the moment. hehehehehehehe

barbequed by missy smelliot October 19, 2006

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Barbielat

a cult founded by ramburat along with their team tagline

"B4rbi3l4T😛B4rbi3l4T😏KIKILoose🚶 ♀️Na😏😁iLiLigt4S🏃 ♀️4Nģ💙s4mb4y4n4n😩Ng😅 s4m4-s4m4😳M4Y🙀🤷 ♀️bil4t k4m4n O w4l4😳🤷 ♂️T4ngg4p k4🏃 "

"Barbielat, barbielat oh barbie-barbie-barbie-barbielat"

Barbielat by alagadniinangbarbielat March 5, 2021

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I was havin' dem babies

An excuse for a long inexplicable absence.

e.g. someone was gone to the toilet for a very long time:
Person 1: Wow, where were you all this time?
Person 2: Oh, you know. I was havin' dem babies.

I was havin' dem babies by SparkleGlitterCakes September 26, 2011

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