The 17 august is the day when all the hoes are born! IT is also the national Hoe day where every girl can be AS hoe they want
Boy: do you know what day IT is?
Alice: No?
Boy: It is the 17 august and the national Hoe day!!
Alice: is IT? Then meet me at my place
Alice: No?
Boy: It is the 17 august and the national Hoe day!!
Alice: is IT? Then meet me at my place
by Lgl November 3, 2019
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People who can play
Aaron
Abby
Ashley
Bennie
Bonny
Betty
Catherine
Carter
Chris
Emma
Emmet
Emily
Fernando
Franky
Flory
Heather
Issac
Jake
Jesse
Jacky
Kaylee
Matthew
Noah
Rusty
Sarah
Samuel
Sierra
Tristan
People who can play
Aaron
Abby
Ashley
Bennie
Bonny
Betty
Catherine
Carter
Chris
Emma
Emmet
Emily
Fernando
Franky
Flory
Heather
Issac
Jake
Jesse
Jacky
Kaylee
Matthew
Noah
Rusty
Sarah
Samuel
Sierra
Tristan
On august 31 If your name is not on the list, you may not participate. But beware, and hide your ass.
by Thatdumbbitchfromyour4thperiod October 13, 2019
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Get the august 3rd mug.after the man ejaculates into the womans mouth as the woman is giving him a blow job, she spits the semen back up onto his bare chest and he vommits all over her
Julie was giving head to Brad and as Brad ejaculated into Julies's mouth she spat the semen onto his chest and he vommited all over her giving her an August Jewel.
by clarance robinson January 14, 2008
Get the August jewel mug.An alcoholic beverage in which a Jello Shot is dropped into a beer, resembeling the fat kid from willy wanka Augustus Gloop drowining in the chocolate. Otherwise known as A Gloops, The Gloop, and Gloops. Invented by Bieber CNB and Duff BNGP.
When You cant stand another saki bomb, drink an Augustus Gloop.
Gulp the Gloop.
"I couldn't get Augustus out of the Gloop, the Jello stuck to the cup.
Gulp the Gloop.
"I couldn't get Augustus out of the Gloop, the Jello stuck to the cup.
by Bieber CNB November 14, 2010
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When drunk as fuck at a local hotel pool, one is tired of the apple he has halfway eaten. He then decides to toss the half eaten apple in the pool.
After tossing the apple, the apple culprit walks through a puddle of piss on his way to the bathroom.
The next morning at breakfast, the apple is still floating in the same spot as the night before.
After tossing the apple, the apple culprit walks through a puddle of piss on his way to the bathroom.
The next morning at breakfast, the apple is still floating in the same spot as the night before.
Maxwell: Yo man, after your done with that apple I want a bite.
John: Aight man... SPLASH!!! Oops, I just did the St. Augustine apple toss.
Maxwell: What the fuck did you do that for man? I wanted some of that apple.
John: Aight man... SPLASH!!! Oops, I just did the St. Augustine apple toss.
Maxwell: What the fuck did you do that for man? I wanted some of that apple.
by Grinnell March 31, 2008
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