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Andre

Casual Andre W. Man has inf rizz, he's buff, he's smart, all the ladies want him, he's 6'6 and a huge gurthy cock. The better version of Chad.
Bro I'm way better than a Chad I'm an Andre
by semen demon69 September 19, 2022
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Andre

Andre is one of the most funniest guys you will ever meet! He’s so laidback, quiet until you fuck around and find out! He’s a beast! His Good Looking Attributes Makes him Stand Out From The Rest. Andre Has a sense of humor that would make most girls/guys fall for him. His Hugs are one of a kind and his kissed will make you fall in love with him. Andre also has the gift of gab, he could steal ya woman or man if he want them. He will talk anybody out of their pants! He’s talented , down to earth, talkative and wise. You can catch Andre mostly as the gym lifting weights, eating pizza or playing video games.
by Funny shit112 November 23, 2021
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Andres

A gorgeous boy, usually bisexual with a preference for men, often with long black hair and olive skin. He's a bit of a music nerd and is generally quiet, but can yap for hours about his many special hyperspecific interests. Most of the popular girls and popular boys hate Andres, so he generally spends lunch and recess in the music rooms or the library working on some sick tunes that'll make him famous in a few years. He is a bit freaky sometimes but tries really hard not to be, and his depression, anxiety, Asperger's syndrome, and adhd often get in the way of his schoolwork. His music taste generally consists of Pop girlies like Charli xcx, Kesha, Britney, Gaga (especially Gaga), Tate McRae, Chappell, Sabrina, Carly Rae Jepsen, Billie, Rihanna, and Cupcakke, but he also listens to a lot of retro music like Abba cuz he's really cool like that. His eyes are hypnotising, and he gives the best cuddles.
If you meet him, you better keep him, cuz he's gonna disappear if you don't.
Illias: Omg have u seen that guy Andres??
Aden: Yeah he's so hot and I'm straight so that's sayin smth
Illias: We should totally gangbang him
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Andre

by jayfilaymaytay January 26, 2022
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Andres

Andres is typically a Simp, one who when single hangs out with the boys and I'd all about the party. Problem is that it doesn't happen often as he falls in love once a month them goes into SIMP hibernation where you never hear from again.
Friend 1: Should we try and invite Andres?
Friend 2: Remember we don't have his number anymore as he is in full Andres mode of being a SIMP.
by Johnnycash15 October 12, 2020
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Andre

Also known as bombaclad, enjoys long walks on the beach, cheeseburgers, and large farm fed women. Sometimes forgets the Tito’s but never forgets lunch.
Your big a big bad Andre right now Chi!
by TrapMoneyT May 7, 2024
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Andre

Andre is a male who is most commonly reffered to as 'Cute'. Doesnt Like to fight because there would be no point in winning a battle that shouldnt have happened His Good Looking Attributes Make Andre Stand Out From The Rest. Andre Has a sense of humor that would make most girls fall for him. His Hugs are one of a kind and his kissed are the holy grail of the twentieth century. He isnt much for Romace but he sure knows how to steal a girl from someone. He's a smart man who enjoys messing with people. He Has Strong Intentions For Making Friends And An Amazing Talent For The Arts (Literature, Music, instruments, and painting). Whenever he finds a mating partner he will find simple way he will care for his girl above most things. Andre is a one of a kind person who should not be given up for. You will not meet more than one Andre in your life.
'Wow That Andre Fellow Was Really Cute! I Wish I Had His Number!'
by Fun Person November 23, 2021
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