Baby Acorn

A baby acorn, code word for a man that has a small penis... being so small it resembles an acorn... probably also drives a jacked up truck.

Poor guy pulled out his penis and I was disappointed with that baby acorn.

by MateNoworrieslover September 6, 2019

dwarven accordian

A sex position in which one short individual is penetrated through their mouth and lifted by their legs. The larger individual then proceeds to squeeze the smaller person by thrusting their penis down the throat.

I picked up Allie and fucked her in the Dwarven Accordian.

by DwarvenBled June 15, 2020

Give acorn

A healing item used in a Roblox game

Two words that should heal your mental injuries from something cringy/disgusting someone said or something cringy/disgusting you've seen.

Hey look Jack,that kid is doing a fortnite dance!
Give acorn

Even acorn can't heal my eyes

by Chromik January 3, 2021

Give acorn

A healing item used in a roblox game

Two words that should heal your mental injuries upon seeing/hearing someone saying/doing something cringy/disgusting.

Hey look Jack,that kid is doing a fortnite dance
Give acorn
Even acorn can't heal my eyes

by Chromik January 3, 2021

The Accordion Theory

The theory that states that the universe as we know it all rests on one giant accordion, played by a transcendent figure, or “god.” “The Big Bang” was actually just the accordion beginning to expand. We know that the universe is expanding, but we don’t know why. The accordion theory explains this. As they accordion expands outwards, so does the universe. Once the accordion moves back inwards, the universe will collapse, and begin to shrink. Once the accordion fully closes, the universe will be gone. Once it opens again, the universe will be recreated from the Big Bang again, and repeat everything all over in the same exact order.

History repeats itself.

Yo, The Accordion Theory actually kind of makes sense. Got more weed?

by ThirstyThurston February 2, 2021

Piano accordian

Father (I miss you)

Someone: Omg where is your piano accordian
Me:he's dead

by Bank....?, February 10, 2021

Sam Acton

When a person requires ‘Some Action’ but they’ve had too many cheap cocktails and lost their ability to enunciate shizzle.

Hey. Susan was totes ‘Sam Acton’ tonight - I hope they get some action

by Moules Mariniere June 22, 2021