May 1

The day to make up your kiss from April 30th

Girlfriend: that wasn’t a good kiss.

Boyfriend: its May 1st lets make it up then

by daddyjohn69 May 1, 2020

RULE #1

SHARE SNACKS

remember RULE #1
Oh yea here
thanks

by ...SOMEONE_A May 20, 2020

Jan 1

Poop on the bathroom floor day

Boy 1: *poops on floor*

Mom: WHAT ARE U DOING EW
Boy 1: Its Jan 1 national poop on the floor day

by Cacaboy1534 November 23, 2020

May 1

On this day the most beautiful and loyal persons were born. Every human that’s born this day is gonna go through pain but in the end this person is gonna be the happiest person you’ve ever met! They are also, pretty, cute, hot, nice, friendly, depressed.., funny and always good at pep talking

Guy: shii that girl is hot..
Other guy: ye she must be born may 1.
Guy: your right bro

by anonymous November 4, 2020

1/4

An old ass fraction that people be using

You: Hey, dude what u writing a poem about?
Your friend: 1/4 😓😓😓
You: Damn bro!!

by jacobk9504 April 21, 2021

1.c

A group of useless, but totally cool people.

They can't come up with anything useful, but are gods at drinking.

OMG! Are you a part of 1.c?!

by 8PoolMaster April 23, 2021

October 1

Where the bitch named Kathryn was born

you know who you are Mrs I'm 14 years old and good at math and born on October 1st

by Sneaky Man December 7, 2021