Unlocked Textallion Achievement

Making a girl climax by stimulating her solely through text messages. Bonus points if no photographs were used. 2X points if you were multitasking the entire time.

-How is being home for break?
-Eh not bad, just unlocked textallion achievement with a girl from school. Totally did it while solving a calculus problem too!

by Dali91 November 24, 2011

belly-ache axtell

An extremely poisonous plant, indigenous to new england. Most parts of the plant are commonly smoked or chewed as a halucinage. While unpleasant, this is generally safe with the exception of one part of the plant. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO INGEST THE TWIG OF A BELLY-ACHE AXTELL, PUTTING THE TWIG IN YOUR MOUTH WILL RESULT IN EXTREME CASES OF HERPES AND GONHORREA.

Jesus christ olga, get that belly-ache axtell out of your mouth....don't you know what could happen?

by Major Johnson April 11, 2005

Dick ache

When a girl gets fucked so hard she gets a stomach ache

He fucked me so hard lastnight I had the worst dick ache

by Wouldnt ya like to know September 3, 2013

sex aches

The random, often surprising muscular tenderness/soreness that becomes apparent the day after a vigorous sexual encounter.

"Got a wicked case of the sex aches, today."

*fist bump*

by Ifuckinghateyouifuckinghateyou January 2, 2014

Achille

An asshole that has no live.

Achille pooped me

by lolglpop November 29, 2018

achal

1) A guy who defines his life by karma. He thinks Karma will get everyone.
2) A virgin for life
3) the chief of the karma police

1. Dude, Achal is never going to get laid.
2. All Achal ever says is "Karma is gonna get you."

by Yash Bhatt December 24, 2008

Face ache

The feeling of getting bored of facebook or the people on it

I cant be bothered logging on (To face book)anymore I've got Face ache.

by Escudo Turbo December 19, 2008