Hoink Aaron

The pig version of baseball legend Hank Aaron

Hey bro, don't forget to give your pig a bat so we can call him Hoink Aaron

by hoinkaaron April 26, 2019

danny aarons

Danny Aarons is a Fifa Youtuber who likes mcdonald’s and a fat man who likes children.

Danny Aarons likes little children

by Danny Aarons mum July 5, 2023

aaron middlebrough

Is a gay faggot so he is actually called Aaron Middlesbrough

Aaron middlebrough ate a niggit

by 9ay_l0rd December 25, 2018

Aaron doughtty

The best woke youtuber there is! If you see this aaron add me on ig : cosmiccuriosity9999 shoot me a message

Yeah I was watching aaron doughtty the other day he was talking about his job at Nordstrom selling women's shoes and how his boss was a total dick so he left and went to Sedona and astral projected with leeor alexandria

by Shitty alchemy July 19, 2021

aaron clare

An "Aaron Clare" is something you give your dog in order to put it down.

We gonna have to give Ol' Bessie a fat Aaron Clare because she bit old man Spazz.

by Conrad Karl September 5, 2016

Aaron's Law

Aaron's Law states that no matter what you're working on, be it a project or work related; There's always something you can be doing. If you've ever sat there thinking "There's nothing more I can be doing", wrong! Aaron's Law states that: "There's Always something you can be doing".

Person 1: "I've competed all my work, there's nothing more to be done."
person 2: "According to Aaron's Law, There's always something you can be doing"

by Hattimus July 7, 2023

Aaron Stretches

A stretch one performs prior to masturbation to prevent awful forearm cramps. It is usually done by holding the arm straight out and pulling the fingers back over the arm.

Wow, I pulled a muscle wanking it last night... I should have done some Aaron Stretches first!

by Sir Uncealot April 15, 2008