national broken table appreciation day

its self explanatory. its national broken table day 🤷🏼

"Bro did you hear, today is National Broken Table Appreciation Day!"

by Stacy McKeen March 9, 2020

Broken Glass

Cum from a guy that only ejaculates in short spurts and tastes bad

Finally went down on the dude the other night, but he had some broken glass shit going on. Total turn off.

by JimmyShoes2 August 8, 2022

The Dap of a broken heart

Given or received dap in which one participant rests into the embrace of an endeared friend, colleague and scholar.

“You think the boy Jerry’s ok? I saw him getting the dap of a broken heart. He’s broken man.”

by FelaCutie April 2, 2023

bowl of broken eggs

A girl who has had many abortions.

She's had so many abortions, she's a bowl of broken eggs.

by Grad1678 June 20, 2017

Broken Humor

A type of humor that makes you laugh at things that don't make sense or aren't funny to others.

Person 1: *laughs at a meme with a guy with a weird (photoshopped) face*

Person 2: No. Just no. That's not at all funny to anyone but you. You have broken humor.

by Decofcards November 26, 2023

Broken Arrow

When you have company over and forget where you left the dildo out.

Honey they guest are here and I can't remember where I left the dildo. We got a broken arrow needs to tracked down stat.

by lagrafx September 13, 2025

This website is so broken

it sure is, it sure is.

urban dictionary? this website is so broken

by iminhellplshelpahhh March 23, 2025