Sloppy Dallas

When you give a blowjob with a mouth full of dip.

“Hey soup, want me to give you a Sloppy Dallas?”

by Box collector October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

A sloppy dallas is where you have a girl put dip in here mouth and then proceed to get a blowjob.

Joe: yo tom my girl gave me a sloppy dallas yesterday

Tom: did the dip make your shaft look like a turd?

by SloppyDallas October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A blow job with a mouth full of dip

Greg: “wanna give me a sloppy Dallas?”
Martha: “greg, we’ve been divorced for 3 years. Go away!”
Greg: “...so is that a yes?”

by Conk Adonk October 16, 2020

sloppy dallas

verb. an event between one giving one other oral representation while dip (chewing tobacco) is inside their mouth and leaving either a turd sized lump onto the shaft of the other member or leaving lawn clipping sized peices along the shaft close to the representation of ants on a log

"nasty gave tomato soup a sloppy dallas."

by corbin rainey May 23, 2022

sloppy dallas

When a guy/girl goes to give you a blow job with a mouth full of Tabbaco/dip.

Guy: Yo I got a sloppy Dallas last night

by Bababooy October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When your girl packs a massive lip of dip and gives her honky a blowjob

"Why do you keep grabbing your crotch, did you put you nards in the dip can again?"

"Nah, my girl gave me a Sloppy Dallas"

by Bonk_ripper October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

The act of giving someone a blow job with a mouth full of dip.

Last night I got a Sloppy Dallas and had to shower twice!

by TyMcnasty October 16, 2020