walmart milf

a MILF who looks like she shops in the maternity section at walmart. exterior look is preferably a big, chunky white woman.
that lady taking iggy for a walk in the parking lot sure looks like a walmart milf.
by $uper $pooky January 18, 2019
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Almond milf

When you can't digest normal milfs so you go for an almond one ;)

Superpowers: Mommy that makes you remember *EVERYTHING* from her skills.
female version of - "apne lund ke dam pe you made me crazy"
by jumjumbarsapaani December 10, 2021
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MILF WATER

Just drinking MILF waters with the boys.
by Jjhgvcd August 27, 2022
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Montclair MILF

1. A mother of a student that attends the New Jersey school Montclair State University with a status of being fine or hot.
2. A woman age 35 or older that attended Montclair State University as her post-secondary education.
1. “Yo bro, you’ve been to Cedric’s house before? Bro’s mom is hot asf”
“Yeah she a Montclair MILF, Cedric gotta hide her”
2. “Damn Professor Reyes is a baddie and she 39 too”.

“Professor Reyes a Montclair MILF, she attended here back in ‘02 to ‘06”.
by Pseudohan August 26, 2022
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milf management

Best score keeper in BYB. Know for always having caprisuns on hand for her competitive athletes.
Wow I’m so thankful there’s good milf management.
by Milf manager March 01, 2019
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Milf maggan

A milf who has sex with people below 18 years. Pretty deap and love her sons stud on her face. She like bbc's but her sons stud i very small. Milf maggan always fucking.
- Vem ringer du då?
- MILF MAGGAN
by Ilovemaggan May 16, 2018
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MILF searcher

A person on their quest for a milf
"that dude is a real big MILF searcher"
by MortenKinnieAndProud September 21, 2021
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