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Kevin

A Kevin is the worst person to know and most Kevin’s don’t deserve to live!
Man 1: Ur such a Kevin
Man 2: Fuck u Kevin’s suck
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Kevin

Small Asian gay boi that loves pp. He loves to touch and feel he also loves girls with only one name. Lauren.
I love big dicks said Mikki.
Then dont date kevin said daruis
by JJTHEPANDA September 9, 2018
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kevin

Total fucktard loser with a need for chicken skin uppercuts.
by Andyarky May 18, 2016
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Kevin

A kid that passes gas during lectures and sex. Hits on several girls and is obsessed with his bike, will kill for his bike.
Kevin: *farts*
Hilary: OH THATS DISGUSTING *runs away*
by Marcos Mayes July 16, 2016
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Kevin

Kevin
A word used to describe a tremendous thunder cunt that enjoys long sessions of extremely intense and painful penetration in his anal cavity. Also an individual that likes long walks on the beach that end in a nice creamy, juicy creampie in his anus. But make no mistake he is not selfish, while he does prefer to get his fudge packed he will also give it when it is requested and if the mood is right will also provide a very vigorous reach around to said individual. He will also provide a clean up service of the hot sweaty sticky mess that he has made with another male. You might ask how he plans to clean up the hot sticky cum that has been scattered about the floor? A paper towel? His mouth? No, he will drag his bare ass across the and his Black hole of a butthole with suck up any creamy cum that might be within a half mile radius. Along with all of these incredible feats of homosexuality he has a sixth sense that allows him to feel when there is some good dick that needs a good tugging. No lie this motherfucker is like a god damn shark hunting for a little fishy that has been cut at the microscopic level. When this bitch gets the urge for some dick it is best to stand out of the way or you will fall victim to the inescapable dick trap that is a Kevin's anus.
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by cvtlad March 7, 2018
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kevin

only wears Philly cloths with glasses/sun glasses. he makes weird faces and makes noises that sound like a dying buffalo.
everyone thinks he is gay, but no one knows. a kevin can be found in a group with girls. mainly a kevin is complaining or gossiping.
yo i heard kevin is gay
by thatkidwillabigear October 15, 2011
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Kevin

Typically a larger fellow, usually found near the sewer pipes or gutters on your house. About 5,10 with a 42,30 pants size. He is kind to you at first until he gets the hormones going and almost replicates a man period, in which he will get very angry and start throwing things.
Kevin it was just paper *chair is thrown across the room*
by RTVMomGone May 1, 2019
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