September 26

On September 26, we will honor Shitass. Shitass is not the fucking best speedrunner and he shits and he shows his ass.

Hey Shitass! Wanna honor you on September 26?

by ST0RAGE November 6, 2020

May 26

National slap your homies ass day

Boy1: yo bro you got a fat truck

Boy2: thx wanna smack it cuz it’s may 26

Boy1: yesssirrrr *slaps ass*

by Professor_never_dies1232 May 24, 2022

October 26

if its you’re sister’s birthday beat her up

I beat my sister on October 26 because it is her birthday.

by Idk76458 November 2, 2019

November 26

People who are born on this day, are absolutely incredible people to the people they don't know. But, if you know them personally, they might, under some circumstances, change faces-but don't mistake them for a two-face, they only have one!

She was born on November 26, wondered why she was a legend

by itsneveralright,itsalwaysgreat November 26, 2019

October 26

the best person ever was born

were you born october 26th? i laurb you and you are the best person ever

by drink bleach cunt April 3, 2022

November 26

NATIONAL RANBOO DAY

ITS NOVEMBER 26! ITS NATIONAL RANBOO DAY! SACRIFICE YOUR KIDS

by Daylinthegreat November 27, 2021

Bro you like 26

The fuck are you doing looking up your name bro clock back in

Bro you like 26…

by An actual guy November 24, 2021