v-teliosums

system of measurement for the amount of weed you have.

v-teliosums consists of:
i have:
-a little= a bowl
-some= 2 joints
-a nick= blunt
-dime= 2 blunts+ bowl
-dub= enough for the whole night
-0= a grip
-more then 0= where da partys at.

by dayg0 January 15, 2008

v-neckage

the effect of a v-neck t-shirt on an extremely attractive male; usually accompanied by tight pants

Check out that v-neckage on William Beckett. It was orgasm to the eyes.

by Vannerz&&Gritzzz December 15, 2008

v-card

1.Your virginity
2.Visa

I lost my v-card!
Which one ;)

by 8tb39q4 g March 10, 2020

stella v

Stella v is a very pretty girl but she doesn’t think so. She has a nice booty and guys like Stella. Stellas’ usually have low confidence. Stella v is a outstanding friend. You can always trust a Stella V.

My friends name is Stella V

by Metardnumber2 March 27, 2018

Kasper V

That one Kid that doesnt stop telling people how bad they are at video games even though they just started.
Sit on his ass every day playing video games not doing school work.
Drops friends because his boyfriend doesnt like the other person.
Thinks hes better than everyone at every game
Basically A cocky little dirtbag

Dude stop Being a Kasper V

by ETP$$% November 3, 2020

V Queen

A pompous, judgmental, bitchy, prude (usually a girl) who is against sex and practically everything else fun, and insists on shoving their beliefs down verone else's throats. The mere mention of anthing that is past the maturity evel of a four year old will cause thm to unleah the celbacy obseesed wrath upon you. Beware.

See that girl glaring at the pregnant teen? And he guy buying condoms? And the girl smoking? And the couple holding hands? Such a fucking V Queen.

by L and C July 14, 2011

Flying V

A hypothetical badge of honour awarded to a guy who's taken a girl's virginity. Only works AFTER a certain age

Dude 1 - "I hope you earned your flying V with that chick last night"

Dude 2 - "Totally!!"

Dude 3 - "Dude...not cool...she's like 15"

Dude 1+2 - "Ohhhhh..."

by Awesomnialistic October 10, 2011