Gary

A really cool guy that buys you gifts and bangs your mom

Ayyeee thanks for the bowl, ya Gary!

by daddygingersnaps December 21, 2022

A Gary

A poop you have to talk about or someone who always dramatically talks about pooping.

I had to drop a Gary as soon as I got home.

by Drama Jackson October 5, 2020

Gary

Gary is the easiest guy to be around. And the easiest guy to fall in love with! You don’t even have to try. He never makes you feel judged or inferior to him- unless it’s regarding a game and/or sport, in that case, Gary is very competitive. He’s just a genuine guy. Kind and funny. Sweet and charming. An introverted extrovert. So, it may take some time to get to Gary in all his glory but believe me, he’s worth it.

Well, I’m so in love with Gary.

by Thatchubbybunny November 22, 2021

Gary Noob

A member of the community with little hair, a Gary Noob is tardy on a regular basis. Seriously challenged mentally and physically a Gary Noob is an under achiever at work, in game and while on the dance mat. Enjoys Pokemon, Toy Soldiers and riding hand.

Person 1: Robert absolutely destroyed him on the dance mat.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Gary Noob.

by Bob Dinger August 24, 2011

A Pal For Gary

The absolute WORST episode of Spongebob Squarepants. No questions asked.

"A Pal For Gary" is nightmare-inducingly scary for youngsters, and utterly infuriating for older audiences. SpongeBob's extreme stupidity is at its absolute peak in this episode, and the scene where Puffy Fluffy mutates into a giant sea monster is...pretty terrifying, to say the least!

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 8, 2022

gary ablet

The thing your mar takes when she's on a low

Hey mum ,so I hear your back on the gary ablets now you fat slag

by the kud May 22, 2014

Gary is the best

Gary is the 2nd best he is cool and also sonic. Gary is super sexy and amazing Gary is such a cool guy we all love gary gary is such a big man

Katy: Wow look its gary
Brittany: Oh yeah I love gary
Katty:Same gary is so hot
Brittany: No gary is mine

Katty: No Brittany I love him !

Brittany: No katty he loves me !

Katty: let's stop and agree Gary is the best
Brittany: yes Gary is the best

by Sean macaloneys mum August 5, 2021