Fudge Packer

Someone who drives really close behind me.

If this fudge packer doesnt like how slow im driving he can go around me.

by jondySauce March 14, 2010

Fudge packer

A fudge packer/Fudge packy they Will keep the shit and or others in there ass for pleasure.

Tommy Was a Fudge packer and Shoved some of sallys Fudge While he worked on his report for ms.Lingernie

by ThatSoFunny December 8, 2007

fudge popping

The act of freezing one's fecal matter in a cock like shape to use as a dildo. To fornicate with poop.

Brenda is a total freak. She's even into fudge popping!

by Doc Guitar December 31, 2013

Dumpster Fudge

A homeless person's fecal discharge that is later found by an unassuming secondary party in a trash receptacle.

Friend 1: "Try that fudge. It's good, but I didn't expect the corn and peanuts to go well together."

Friend 2: "No way, man. I'm not trying dumpster fudge ever again."

by Dan the shrubber May 24, 2016

Fudge cap

The film of poop left on the upper portion of the head after it has been inserted into another's anus.

After I stuck my head up her butt I was wearing Katie's Fudge cap all night.

by TechnicolorHobo July 5, 2016

Fudge-Pond

A broken, clogged or toilet without water for flushing that continues to be used for #2.

A portable toilet with so much poo that it has absorbed all of the blue water.

"Last night was Taco night at the Bar and the toilet wouldn't flush and people kept crapping in it. It was a serious Fudge-Pond by the end of the night."

"The portable toilets at the concert got so full they were solid fudge-ponds"

by Perpetual_Stiffy December 5, 2011

trumpet fudge

Shitty residue left on knob after faecal foraging,

My cock were full of trumpet fudge after I had piped her arse

by Engleflange Mcmangletrumpet March 30, 2014