National kill your bestfriends boyfriend day

January 28th

Bestfriend: I’m gonna be with my boyfriend today!
Me: 😈 it’s national kill your bestfriends boyfriend day

by Sir paska January 28, 2023

National money day

National money day is a day for those who don’t have a valentines and say fuck that and dedicate that day to getting bands

Jason:hey dude do you have a valentines?

Scrim:fuck a valentines it’s National money day I’m getting bread

by gyTg(tTg55^7 January 29, 2023

National Ignoring Teachers Day

January 30th is the day where you ignore your teachers!

Why weren’t you listening to Mr. Daniels?

It’s ‘National Ignoring Teachers Day’.

Ohh!

by fetusbabyeatpie January 29, 2023

National Gram day

Celebrate grams day jan 30

Yippee is national Gram day

by The Panther Playz January 30, 2023

National Pussy Licker

A pedophile who got struck by lightning.

Boy 1: This National Pussy Licker just licked my pussycat.

by SkvllF4c3 January 30, 2023

National Toe Licker Day

September 17th a day where boys and girls can lick each other’s zesty ass toes.

Boy 1: Guys it’s September 17th you know what that means, get down on the ground and get those musty crusty toes out.
Girl 1: Awh man it’s National Toe Licker day.
The lesbian couple: You know what time it is ;)).

by SkvllF4c3 January 30, 2023

National Arthur Parker Day

National Arthur Parker day is every year on February 7th and it celebrates the day of Arthur Parker

Bro guess what it’s National Arthur Parker day

by _Your_Truly_ January 31, 2023