friends house poop

When you have to poop but your at a friends house and poop a lot and you will clog your friends toilet

Uh oh I have a friends house poop right now. Um can I go outside and use it!?!?

by I am your secret sister May 20, 2018

Friends with Benefits

Two friends who have sex or hookup without an actual sexual relationship

“Dude, why did Amelia and Charlie have sex yesterday?!”

“They are friends with benefits.”

by charlie.pflug May 22, 2018

Friends off

When your friend says some messed up shit

Carlos was talking to John while joking around. But he said always wanted to kill a dog .So John was like friends off dude

by Barry’sPpSucc123 May 23, 2018

Friends

That one 90's sitcom that everyone remembers.

Characters: Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, Ross.
Release Date: September 22, 1994
Finale Date: May 6, 2004

Friends Theme Song -

So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your love life's D.O.A
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year, but
I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)

by Emptiness May 24, 2018

friends

what you don,t have

i don,t need Friends they disappoint me

by woogy123 June 4, 2018

AutisticDolphin&Friends

When you come into direct contact with a 10/10 nuclear bomb Cancer. Just awful

Fat autistic person who's very high on cocaine" hai buddi wont 2 wotch atistec doolphen ind frendz?"
Normal person" dafuq M8 I do not want cancer from watching AutisticDolphin&Friends you nonce! Bugger off!"

by Pyrocynical_izFat June 5, 2018

Friends

So no one told you life was gonna be this waaaaay clap clap clap clap.....

Just to put the song in ur head from the 90's classic sitcom that your kids don't understand until there 13 friends

by WHO HAS THE NAMES June 15, 2018