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Cunt

Someone who portrays people out of context in an unfair manner
Eg: Can you believe that cunt? He showed CowChop's landlord some of their edgy videos and got them evicted!
Or
Those cunts at the Wall Street Journal made Pewdiepie look like a Nazi and Maker dropped him.
by CheekyCoont February 16, 2017
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Cunt-fused

Someone whose brain is totally misdirected either because of too much sex, or nowhere near enough sex.
Shti! She's so cunt-fused, she just told me that it's cowing like a pissing flat on a rain rock !!
by Bigbear469 July 23, 2018
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bury your head in Dorothy's cunt

An urban phrase meaning to avoid responsibility or reality by stubbornly refusing to acknowledge the truth, often by excessively flattering or blindly siding with someone influential.
bury your head in Dorothy's cunt:

Martin: "What is your plan, mate???"
Dan: "I'm telling people it wasn't me who got them sacked."
Martin: "Bloody hell, Dan! Me too! I've been saying that for months!"
Dan: "You idiot! There's no room for both of us to bury our heads in Dorothy's cunt."
by uisguisz March 7, 2025
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Cunt-luck Dinner

To be at a pot-luck dinner, or other social gathering that woman you don't like or hate are more dominant than the others you do like.

Side note: You can be a at a Cunt-luck Dinner with ONLY woman you dont like.
Tim: Dude, how many girls did you say you had last night?
You: Eh, it wasnt that great. It was a real cunt-luck dinner.

Becky: Girl, we were suppose to go shopping yesterday! Where where you?
You: Sorry, I was trapped at a cunt-luck dinner.
by TylerBirdMan March 15, 2010
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Grunt Cunts

The butch lesbian version of the term Scissor Sisters, can also be referred to as moist mullets, team karens, or old tuna boats.
me: "I was at the bar and saw two chicks making out last night."
friend: "Nice! How hot were they? A couple of fine scissor sisters?"
me: "Hell no, they looked like frumpy men, they were grunt cunts."
by Fennigan-igan January 29, 2025
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Cunt

A fake ass hoe who could easily be mistaken for a genuine friend. They come on nice at first but in the end, they are extremely bitchy and have no respect for you, nor themselves.
Girl 1- Ashely was so nice to me! What did I do wrong?
Girl 2- She's just a cunt! Don't give her no mind.
by Starwaterspeks July 21, 2018
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Sum Cunt

Chines bloke responsible for every fuck up on a job site.
Who left this shit here?
Sum Cunt…
The fucker!
by T-Bonicus April 26, 2023
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