Suck me like a straw

Suck someone to get to their cum him/her

Like you suck a straw to drink your drink

My Wife wanted to suck me like a straw

by Dat_'n'_Dis Guy May 21, 2018

DONT FUCKING TEXT ME

Don’t text me back I don’t like your ugly ass

DONT FUCKING TEXT ME BACK billy

by LàDams November 3, 2022

me is bored T^T

what I̶ 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 type to tell others that their bored

"hey what are you doing?"

"me is bored T^T"

by itZarahehe-has-too-much-time September 29, 2022

Help me if you can

I don’t understand this life and am confused. I need a woman and have a family with her.

Help me if you can I’m losing hope. Can’t just carry on this way.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 12, 2021

CAN YOU KILL ME

NO GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER GOD >:c

Person 1- Can you kill me
Person 2- Yes
Person 3- NO >:c

by A v e r y °-° February 3, 2021

The happiness stays with me, for the ephemeral.

The happiness stays with me, for the ephemeral.

The happiness stays with me, for the ephemeral.

by anonymous March 14, 2021

dip me in ya monday milk

Let's grab lunch on Monday

Person: we should hangout soon
Me : dip me in ya Monday milk

by Pandolishis December 15, 2016