Scratching one's ass

To be not aware of what is going on around you; to be lazy and negligent to jobs and chores that need doing around you; to be stood or sat around doing nothing

The bus driver was sat there scratching his ass ass everyone was running late to work

(Scratching one's ass)

by Jack Spank9049 August 18, 2023

Two Babies One Fox

The most fucked up shit you will see on the internet.

This comic is not for the weak, And i suggest you to not look the comic up.

Jack: Hey man, Did you read Two Babies One Fox?
Alex: What's that?
Jack: Google it up!
*literally 2 minutes later*
Alex: Jack, What the fuck?!
Jack: LOLLLL!!!!

by Houxton999 January 31, 2025

The one that got away

the one that got away means goodbye mike. El where are you? Eleven? El?

"Oh god the one that got away is crazy"

"Goodbye mike.....

EL WHERE ARE YOU??? ELEVEN??? EL???

by TiktokboomEw October 18, 2019

Code in One

Write Perfect code that you don't test and just push to prod and it works and them some sorry intern is left to debug it when you are gone.

Test what? we do Code in One's here.

by insanelysenile March 7, 2019

2 343's And One 908 For Lanced Vagina aNda onE 908 343's 2

2 343's And One 908 For Lanced Vagina aNda onE 908 343's 2

2 343's And One 908 For Lanced Vagina aNda onE 908 343's 2

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

National Ask Your Loved Ones For Nudes Day

Nation Ask Your Loved Ones For Nudes day is April 17th. On this day you may ask any loved one for nudes. UNO REVERSE CARD UNUSABLE!!! Loved ones is including friends, family, or your "sexual partner". haha you lonely prick

Mother: "Hey John, you gonna get anything good from your wife on April 17th?"
John Doe: "Whaddya mean mom?"
Mother: "April 17th is national ask your loved ones for nudes day!"
John Doe: "I hope I get to see a picture of a nice cream pie from her then."

by Pillow34532344443233333333333 April 16, 2020

ONE

THE WIN

the one and only one is the only and one. WIN

by The one and only One one February 3, 2017