hobbitual sex offender

One who screws not only someone who is too young,but also really really short.

Eli:Did you hear? Chads having sex with that 4'1" 17 year old again.

Daniel:He's such a Hobbitual Sex offender.

by It's Eli Dawg! April 30, 2010

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Anal Sex Day

The Comedien Jim Jefferies came up with this. It is April 18th. Everyone else saying it's a differnet day should have to take it up the ass for every single other day on the calander other than the one they incorrectly mentioned as anal sex day.

“Wouldn’t it be nice to have one day that was for men that didn’t cost anything, that everyone could participate in. April 18th, Anal Sex Day. Everyone’s girlfriend or wife has to take it in the ass on April 18th. A month before you’ll be walking around the shopping center saying, ‘Ohh the decorations are up!’ And it’s good because if your bird didn’t take it in the ass, you could do the same thing that women do on Valentine’s Day when they don’t get a gift. You’d go like, ‘Oh me mate Jason and his wife took it in the ass twice. Obviously they’re more connected than we are.”

-Jim Jefferies

by LiamTW March 31, 2021

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Quakeup Sex

You might have to be in California to appreciate this but when you get woken up by and earthquake and you both are so nervous and innervated that all you can do it have sex.

"I was sleeping so well then the freakish earthquake came.. I had to wake Mitchell up to get some quakeup sex just to get back to sleep...

by MADELINEB January 11, 2009

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Anal sex

The best feeling ever

"Babe I'm done with my shower!", I said. Then he said he had a surprise. I was in a robe, so I said " I should probably change." Then he said "No, it's ok." With my eyes closed, he leads me to a bed full of roses. He then pats the bed so I got in. I was so excited so I began to kiss him. He gently tuck my hair behind my ear, and smiled. Then we kissed so passionately, that we made out. It felt so good. Then I took off my robe. I removed his shirt and boxers. I pulled my self closer to him. He then rubbed his dick, while I kissed him on his forehead repeatedly. I bent over, then he put his dick in my pussy. Going faster and harder, I moaned, and moaned. He then began to cum, so I faced him, and sucked his penis. He moaned. He licked my pussy, and again I moaned. We ended the night by making out until we fell asleep. That was my first anal sex ever, and I loved it.

by Anonymousbeach August 20, 2020

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