Big Monkey Wagon

Derogatory slang (from the late 1980s) for a BMW car, from the understanding that African-Americans highly desired owning a BMW, or held great pride in the BMW that they may have owned.

He wants to trade in his Nissan for a Big Monkey Wagon.

by Arnie Schiffer May 12, 2008

big jugged sluts

A T.V. show played between 2 and 4 a.m. on most weekdays and weekends. It can be found on the Playboy channel and contains sluts, jugs, whores, skanks, and teets. Usually 2 per girl. Sometimes 3. Its widest audience is those who live in trailor parks. Aka, rednecks. But in a close 2nd are those who stay in high class hotels. Or motels.

OOOOhhh daddy! Big Jugged Sluts just came on!

by Sophia11111 October 16, 2008

Big Boy Season

That time of year to get your weight and up and get fucking jacked

Person 1- “Dude why the hell are you three hundred pounds.”
Person 2- “It’s big boy season you fucking dumbass. Time to get big you skinny piece of shit”

by Mr Gob 666 February 7, 2019

Big Gay 5

The top 5 songs in "Gayville USA" as counted down on "Radio with a Twist," the syndicated gay-friendly radio program.

"Next up on the Big Gay 5 is your favorite sexy stud, John Mayer."

by Benwithatwist September 13, 2006

Big dick swinging

When someone brags about something that isn't worth bragging about

Guy 1: Yo. I just got a new Xbox controller and it's custom.
Guy 2: Big dick swinging.

by 69420yoloswagen69 May 8, 2018

big up yourself

To speak of yourself in glowing often exaggerated terms.

I very much dislike Jim, he's always big up'n hisself.

by Matthew Sposato October 16, 2003

Big Horse Paste

An elitist drug cartel who are exploiting the patriots of the USA through the mainstream media, forcing them to buy from a limited selection of ivermectin horse pastes without proper dosing information for humans, and which contains nano-scale tracking devices. Championed by freedom-loving luminaries such as Joe Rogan, Alex Jones, Tucker Carlson, and Sean Hannity, Big Horse Paste has been successful at duping even the most genius figures in the culture wars. President Donald Trump seems to have steered clear of Big Horse Paste, preferring an early-access vaccine instead, which did not contain trackers, and was deemed too good for the masses by the corrupt Biden administration. But he has been mysteriously silent about the threat of Big Horse Paste, likely related to QAnon plans that prevent him from acting before his reinstatement.

I thought I had finally beaten the hoax that the Demoncrats call Covid, but Big Horse Paste wins again, I'm now on a ventilator, please donate to my GoFundMe.

by guy full of definitions September 2, 2021