go bandit

to aggressively lose it whilst drunk, usually in an irrational rant aimed at your best friends before going down swinging punches. Any display of drunken 'Drama' prior to collapsing into a comatose state.

After ten Jägerbombs Dave seemed fine but then he suddenly decided to "go bandit" on Mary because she dared to buy him another drink. It was ok though, he just passed out trying to find the toilets.

by Billy Us January 22, 2014

Going for a Johnathon

Going for a Johnathon is where you work on a night shift and skive off by going to the toilets for the sole purpose of playing with yourself

Back in a few, just Going for a Johnathon

by Nighter May 20, 2018

going to Europe

When one girl has sex with more than 2 guys at the same time.

Going to Europe:
Girl: "hey you wanna go to Europe with me? "

*points at 5 guys*

Guys: "sure"

by Simp girl June 17, 2023

Go Huck Yourself

When you're so kinky that you use a build your own dildo kit to fuck yourself.

Ray, go huck yourself . You know he'd totally do that, he's so kinky he'd totally do that!

by Joew310 August 1, 2016

merry go fuck yourself

An expression used when replying to someone else's good news or moment during conversation to express your complete disgust in their happiness

Did you see my drive? It definitely was like your shitty drive.

Yea it was, Merry go fuck yourself

by Da_banks July 9, 2017

going for a ride

what a teen girl can say to her parents, sarcastically, as an excuse, when asked what she did instead of doing homework or performing other duties, such as helping with younger siblings

going for a ride means, most often than not, for said teen girl, going to her bf's house for a quickie or bumble-stumbling at a friend's house

by Sexydimma January 16, 2017

Let's Go Brandon

A metaphor used by morons, that has no idea what a metaphor is. When someone famous says something that doesn't make it a metaphor.

Let's Go Brandon "Fuck Joe Biden." Get real! Just say Fuck Joe Biden you damn cultist!

by Antifia January 27, 2023