by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 24, 2025

by Your Mother </3 January 6, 2022

using the penis in a circular motion over the lips as a lipstick dispenser. like a woman applying lipstick
by mayhem/adamdog23 January 31, 2022

Used as an alternative to "just like in real life / in the real world". Currently used by out-of-touch marketing executives and aging, formerly-trendy people desperately clinging to the last shreds of relatability with maturing zoomers, attempting to prove they are still trendy and "with it".
Inverse of the phrase "Just like in the simulations."
Inverse of the phrase "Just like in the simulations."
1: "If you spend money on this product or service, you'll have an edge on your competition- just like in the reals."
2: "Shut up, grandma. Go get your AARP card, you old fat bitch."
1: "I'm only 37. Stop being so toxic, you sexist, body-shaming incel!"
2: "Are you so elderly and out-of-touch you're unable to 'internalize' how blatantly artificial you sound to other people?"
1: *Spends a full 60 minutes angrily ranting on Twitter*
2: "Shut up, grandma. Go get your AARP card, you old fat bitch."
1: "I'm only 37. Stop being so toxic, you sexist, body-shaming incel!"
2: "Are you so elderly and out-of-touch you're unable to 'internalize' how blatantly artificial you sound to other people?"
1: *Spends a full 60 minutes angrily ranting on Twitter*
by Robert Boucher August 28, 2021

Crush: I hope that we can be more than just friends..
Person: Fireworks I feel like glitter 😵 💫😳
Person: Fireworks I feel like glitter 😵 💫😳
by isa6elita August 25, 2022

Run like a donkey is something I thought of, it defines a person telling another person to run fast, but in a more funny or interesting way
by Ninja Monke March 4, 2021

by al3x_col33 December 15, 2023
