Dirty Joint

A joint made up of roaches from previously smoked joints.

John:Damn man, Look at all these roaches we got.

Dave:Let's roll ourselves some Dirty Joints.

John:LET'S DO IT!

by Sir.Davey October 21, 2010

Dirty Grenko

When your having sex with a significant other. when your cat comes in unannounced. and you start having sex with your cat and make your significant other sleep on the couch.

Cause, i was doing a dirty grenko

by chupamipito January 25, 2011

Dirty Calvin

A Dirty Calvin is a person who is sweet and loving but he has a monster hiding in he's pants O.o when I say this I’m not joking like OoF- every guy would wish to have a pp like he’s xd.

Ooooh your such a Dirty Calvin.

by Pure stupidity April 18, 2020

Dirty Nicolas

When you before missionary with awkward eye contact in a medium income bed and the drapes closed on a Sunday.

It's been 4 years of only goodbye kisses for affection and I finally got to give her the Dirty Nicolas

by mc. grabby April 15, 2020

Dirty Vegan

The act of eating out an ass hole after the person just took a shit without wiping

Jennifer just got a dirty vegan from Daniel

by The Great E-Dog January 21, 2010

Dirty Silvia

When you suck his balls and squeeze his hairy nipples while your Nautical Engineering teacher gives a lecture on hydrodynamics on Zoom.

Dirty Silvia is usually performed in presence of cats and dogs often named Leslie

-Bro what were you doing this morning i could not reach you!
-sorry I was a bit busy doing Dirty Silvia to my parrot
-oh sorry that's completely understandable man i hope you had a reserva especial 1906 bien fria afterwards, what a job

by nottyhandkerchief May 26, 2020

Dirty Piglet

After anal sex and cumming in someones ass you quickly stick your nose into their asshole and blow air into it until they fart out cum.

You better be giving me a dirty piglet after this Alaskan Pipeline.

My boyfriends big nose is wonderful for giving me Dirty Piglets.

by Kevin Baconstrips February 24, 2009