When you go to the produce section at a supermarket, find the ripest, softest banana, stuff it , unpeeled, into your girlfriend's pussy, and eat out the soft remains of the banana from inside of her.
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Dirty Silvia is usually performed in presence of cats and dogs often named Leslie
Dirty Silvia is usually performed in presence of cats and dogs often named Leslie
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