take me up the shard

Meaning: To be treated to a day up in t'smoke, in particular a visit to The Shard

'Take me up The Shard............My boss promised that if we made a profit he would 'Take us up the Shard'

by Cheffy14 February 7, 2018

please let me post this

if you allow the posting of this you will have the best of luck forever

hey bro, if I post this I'll have good luck forever - please let me post this

by FOX DUDE March 18, 2020

Put me under the car

the dumb version of the phrase: to be thrown under the bus.

Mr.V(in front of the whole class) - Some people are really behind on their work. I'm looking at you, Kate.
Kate(whispers to Sawyer) - Why does he always have to put me under the car like that?
Sawyer - ...
Erik - Did you mean 'throw me under the bus'??
Kate - woops
Erik - MR.V, KATE IS DUMB!
Mr.V - I am already aware of that.

by cup of nooodles June 8, 2020

i’m in me mums car

Broom broom

“I’m in me mums car, broom broom”
“Get out of me car”
“Aww”

by CamoDogYT August 23, 2020

Alcoholic's Bend Me Over

*Derived from: Gershk

A specific sex position created by Qrow Branwen.

Qrow used the good olde Alcoholic's Bend Me Over with Ironwood.

by RubyRose_ April 14, 2023

stop fucking teasing me

we she keep teasing you when you tell stop but she keep on going no matter what you say.

Stop fucking teasing me or i'll never talk to you again joel.

by its me you know November 22, 2020

Help me if you can

I don’t understand this life and am confused. I need a woman and have a family with her.

Help me if you can I’m losing hope. Can’t just carry on this way.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 12, 2021