"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.
- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!
by Narmak2 April 23, 2024
Get the I sexually identify as a walmart bagmug. by Bato/LaLa/TZA/La'Ronte August 12, 2024
Get the Bag'smug. A man considered by society as a weapon of precision. He has been combined with a ever illuminated disc golf bag via the process of Phagocytosis.
by DAD881 April 7, 2021
Get the Glow Bagmug. Old 1970's lingo for hardcore underground, illegal pornagraphy (which is legal now).
Also known as "brown paper bag porn".
Also known as "brown paper bag porn".
by LingoOG September 22, 2017
Get the paper bag pornmug. by Xbl.Person November 2, 2018
Get the Hoe Bagmug. Jimmy won't be going to Larry's party tonight because he's going to be home watching the batchlorette with his spawn bag.
by JoeyBomm October 6, 2021
Get the spawn bagmug. Josh: “Yeah, I totally dirty bagged that bitch”
Matt: “What???”
Josh: “I poked holes in that shit 😂”
Matt: “What???”
Josh: “I poked holes in that shit 😂”
by Fratstar47 May 22, 2024
Get the Dirty Bagmug.