Fuck Whiskers

Colloquial term for your pubes.

Oi dave, shave your fuck whiskers, they're scratching my fanny!

by Mr. Noob October 13, 2006

lobe fucking

the process in which an individual (male or female) with large enough spacers removes them from their ear lobes and lets a male companion insert his fully erected penis into and through the clear lobe hole

ps. lobs.

"Hey michelle remember back when you used to have spacers and we were lobe fucking so hard?"

by lobefuckerxoxo_69 November 28, 2007

spiral fuck

When a guy doesnt like having sex in a conventional fashion. Who then buys an industrial grade fan installs it in his room. Then chains are strapped to the fan in which the girl is attached to. Then the man mounts on the girl and turns on the fan and fucks her while spinning at high rotation.

"I like to fuck with the pile driver" - Dave

"Yea thats not weird my track coach uses the spiral fuck method" - Conor Vile

by Conor C Vile March 22, 2009

fuck the puppy

The far more graphic and less socially acceptable version of "screw the pooch"

Way to fuck the puppy on that project, Frank. Because of your shoddy work, we lost the contract!

by Canine Fornicator March 5, 2009

fuck buggy

old non functional run down cars left out in fields in hick towns where the local teens go friday nights to get laid

gerry and maryanne are at the fuck buggy gettin busy

by xerox2k2 August 8, 2008

Rodeo fuck

The rodeo fuck is when your women of the evening gets on top to bang you, you strap in look her right in the eyes and tell her she's the ugliest girl you have ever fucked! Then you try and hold onto her for 8 seconds while she tries to get off.

Last night I wasn't able to complete the rodeo fuck with the woman twice my size.

by 69overkiller May 21, 2014

fuck the moon

When you get so mad you jump into orbit and falcon punch the moon so hard it splits in half and explodes

You piss me off so much I don't even know what to do (looks at moon). Fuck the moon

by Ohdamn213 July 27, 2014