armstrong-like

define a cat or another domestic pet whose mass is greater than the mass of a black hole

your cat is very fat, armstrong-like even.

by spcrro October 7, 2025

like a pug

Pugs are cool

E.g-if someone say to you like a pug you are savage af

That boi- like a pug 🔥✋💢💢bro

Bro-savage af

by Pug boi😂😂👌✋🔥 March 5, 2017

blows like a tropical depression

Being so bad at sucking dick they dont even deserve a name.

Dude 1 "So howd it go with Brittany last night?"
Dude 2 "Who? Oh! Man she blows like a tropical depression."
Dude 1 "Damn, so shes just sexual conquest Number 34?"
Dude 2 "Yup."

by Merten December 6, 2010

You smell like onions

When you smell so bad of BO, you literally smell like onions. You most likely need to take a shower and use deodorant.

Damn dude, you smell like onions! Take a shower!

by Emron April 13, 2022

slithering around like a rat

To sneak around and do devious shit and lie behind people's backs, especially those close to you.

He's slithering around like a rat man, this shit needs to stop!!

by jay gee March 3, 2024

[Insert politician I dont like here]

A massive deuchebag. Nobody likes them.

1: Insert politician I dont like here is a fucking retard.
2: Agreed.

by SlimyKlerburt December 5, 2020

Words are like bullets

I let them pass right through me.

Hym "Get it? Words are like bullets? Cuz you're like the midget from South Park in that one episode. Except instead of like, just a regular little person, you're like a mental midget... In comparison to me... Right? Because I'm like one of the greatest minds to have ever loked and you're not? Get it?"

by Hym Iam March 13, 2023