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long one.

it's the long 4 square line from tetris.

Long One.
"oh look, it's the... Long one."
by ArcsinTan April 29, 2022
mugGet the long one.mug.

One Rubber Rampage

1. Git gud
2. Fuck a girl with a condom
3. Take the condom off turn it inside out and give it to one of your bros
4. Your bro fucks a girl with the condom
5. Your bro take the condom off and hangs it out to dry on a clothes line

6. You take the condom after its dried out and fuck a girl with it

7. Repeat steps 3-6 until the condom is broken
Devin and I went on a one rubber rampage while we where in Henley
by Doomguy26 June 14, 2018
mugGet the One Rubber Rampagemug.

crack one

verb.

To fart.

Synonyms: rip one, blow one, cut one
Donkey: "Oooo, Shrek, did you just do that? Man, you oughta warn someone when you crack one like that!"
Shrek: "Believe me, Donkey, If that had been me, you'd have been dead. (*inhales*) It's brimstone."
by ferdii6069 June 1, 2016
mugGet the crack onemug.

ONE WAY TRAFFIC

ONE WAY TRAFFIC , CANT FIND THE OTHER END TO GO RIGHT WAY, DOWN ONE WAY!
Fuck this shit, if I drive in reverse I'm going the right way down one way traffic! Noone will know!...everybody knew and called others to let them know I was coming!
by Love, Diana.M December 4, 2024
mugGet the ONE WAY TRAFFICmug.

seek one's furtune

What you're no longer allowed to do now dat da harvesting of animal-pelts has been banned.
Now dat dealing in real animal-skins is a big no-no, one of da only alternative options might be to seek one's furtune in synthetic-fiber clothing.
by QuacksO February 16, 2025
mugGet the seek one's furtunemug.

don't one-seat me

when you sit down and bae sits two seats down from you (on a train, couch, etc)

*leaves an empty seat between u two for no apparent reason*
"boy what are u doing? don't one-seat me!"
by missmeira94 July 25, 2019
mugGet the don't one-seat memug.

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