I was cleaning up wood in a yard full of garbage , then I said “why the fuck am I cleaning up this horse cunting shit when there is garbage everywhere?”
by Froghead123 May 21, 2021
"Just come out for a drink will ya? Dont be a beige cunt!"
"What's that on your plate? Sausage rolls, chips and alphabites? You beige cunt"
"What's that on your plate? Sausage rolls, chips and alphabites? You beige cunt"
by DarthBeige June 02, 2022
After I got my first ultra luxury car, it was always packed with pussy. An unrelenting sex parade, of money hungry women.
I fucked and fucked until I couldn't cum, then fucked some more. I just couldn't stop. I was out of control.
This went on for weeks. Until biology knocked me flat on my ass.
I was found naked and unconscious in my car by police. I was suffering from a severe cunt coma, and a ruptured penis. I almost died.
I fucked and fucked until I couldn't cum, then fucked some more. I just couldn't stop. I was out of control.
This went on for weeks. Until biology knocked me flat on my ass.
I was found naked and unconscious in my car by police. I was suffering from a severe cunt coma, and a ruptured penis. I almost died.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 06, 2010
When a person is in an extreme state of drunkenness, unable to take care of themselves, unwilling to take help and being abusive.
'lets get Tom home, he's fucked.'
'Yeah, but i feel like leaving him in the street because he's in a cunt coma.'
'I know, he just punched me and is shouting abuse at those pikeys over there!'
'Yeah, but i feel like leaving him in the street because he's in a cunt coma.'
'I know, he just punched me and is shouting abuse at those pikeys over there!'
by Tarrel February 23, 2012
by 3cheezsurprise December 06, 2020
Cuntprivilege is the mistaken belief that one's status is above all others. Perhaps, unknowingly, they expect a priviledge of STATUS based own their own belief in their own importance. Applies to ALL social groups!
by Chase1966 July 13, 2017
by Jack Spank9049 December 25, 2022