can i bag you

Getting a girls number

I’m going to shoot my shot like I’m Devan Booker “can I bag you”

by Ethan is a qt May 19, 2022

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by Sundance Kid August 10, 2007

I'll fuck you faggot.

Sometimes a simple FUCK YOU isn't enough. In the most violent fits of verbal rage things like morals, ideals, and at times even sexual preference get thrown aside to make room for the worst insult possible.

A man telling another man that he will fuck him faggot is quite possibly the end all to insults. Just the thought of being fucked up your asshole until you start liking it is enough to make most men tuck their dicks between their legs and abandon the argument or beef.

Can also be used like:

He fucked me faggot, I got fucked faggot, did you hear about the guy Jim fucked? He's faggot now.

Dick: "I had a good time fucking your wife"

Peter: "I'll fuck you faggot."

Dick: "Wow, you're gay? Why are you married then?"

Peter: "I'm not gay motherfucker, and to prove it I'll fuck you on your back so you can see in my face how much I'm not enjoying it."

by eatsleepobey March 23, 2009

cut you so bad

To cut someone so bad, they wish you didn't cut them so bad.

"Man imma cut you so bad, you wish i didn't cut you so bad."

by Weinersniffer March 19, 2005

you need to get laid

What you say to someone when they are being pissy over trivial things.

Roomate 1: I can't believe you ate my yogurt. Ugh you are so inconsiderate. Grow up!!

Roomate 2: You need to get laid.

by ineedtogetlaid June 22, 2014

Do you like hobbies?

Something you say during an awkward pause in conversation in attempt to start conversation. However this will just make the conversation more awkward and draw attention to the pause.

Person 1:"Yeah, that was by far the best Family Guy episode ever."

Person 2:"Yeah for sure."

Person1:"......."

Person2:"......."

Person1:"So....do you like hobbies?"

Person2:"Um? Yes."

Person1:"......."

Person2:"......."

by Ilovehobbies March 8, 2011

Teach it like you preach it

1. Apply your specific, previously revealed wisdom to the situation.

2. An interjection used to encourage a rant, diatribe, or other awesome monologue.

3. You're on a roll (in immediate conversation), don't stop!

Liz Lemon: Dealbreaker!
Angie Jordan: Teach it like you preach it, Liz Lemon!

by Granite State October 21, 2010