grab-bag baby

(n.) a baby that could have been fathered by an assortment of men and as such the childs birth father can not be distiguished because of the mothers frequency of coitus during a short time period.
25-50% of Maury guests or really fun spring break/week in vegas. Or, "I don't know who my baby daddy is, and I don't want no grab-bag baby".
by karma k December 20, 2012
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baby back

gave her that baby back, I busted!
by big joosey January 07, 2023
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Dragon baby

Fussy, colicky child. Very difficult.
I have a dragon baby who is driving me insane! He constantly screams - send help!
by Whattywhatty January 05, 2022
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Lasso baby

A child that is purposely conceived with the intention of roping in a man and prolonging an already doomed relationship. A woman who ropes a man into a relationship by intentionally getting pregnant.
Person A: OMG! Did you hear that Jen and Peter are having a baby.

Person B: yeah! It's totally a lasso baby.
by SloppySaturday September 24, 2016
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Pre-baby eradicatio

No corpses don't have more rights than people you idiot. Women can still decide whether or not to donate their organs and corpses can't get abortions. Their rights are identical.
Hym "REGARDLESS of what you call it or whether or not you consider it to be 'alive' you are still 'disposing of your offspring.' It's PRE-BABY ERADICATION. I thought eradicating things was bad."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2023
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baby flip

The proccess of jumping of the head board of the bed grabbing the flaps and extracting the baby out the womb its often used in country's such as Ghana and Nigeria
Doctor - the baby looks early
Women - oh you don't say my husband did the baby flip
Doctor - that explains alot
by Zs big boy November 06, 2018
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Baby Greg

The Art Of Baby Gregging
When you’re fed up with someone’s shit so you Superman punch them in the dome piece.
Man 1: “Eli was talking hella shit last night and I couldn’t stand it anymore…I had to Baby Greg him!”

Man 2: “oh shit he got Baby Greg’d!”
by MiniGreg December 09, 2023
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