Cunt Muffin

1. A name given to someone who you personally think is, as described, a "Cunt Muffin"
2. Instead of just saying "Fuck" or "Shit" one could say the much more entertaining "Cunt Muffin"
3. A muffin that tastes similar to actobacillus bacteria, or the natural lubrication produced by the vagina.

1. "Some guy named TheLegend27 kept kicking my ass in Game of War. He's such a Cunt Muffin!"
2. "CUNT MUFFIN!!! This guy named TheLegend27 kicked my ass in Game of War, again!"

3. Friend 1: Have you been to the Pussy Cafe yet? I went this morning and got their newest item, the Cunt Muffin.

Friend 2: Ewww, probably gave you a STD, man.

by TheWalto December 12, 2016

Cunt Nugget

When the labia of a vagina is circumcised. The resulting ball of flesh is then fried together and breaded into a "nugget" of sorts. The resulting nugget is then fed to friends or enemies as a joke.

Sam - "Julia just got her labia circumcised.. she kept the flesh, you know what that means!"
John- "CUNT NUGGET TIME, get the deep frier ready"
Sam- "Let's feed it to Ron!"

by NiceYoungGent March 3, 2015

Cunt kid

A winey lil aggravating spoiled ass child that thinks everything must go their way........

The cunt kid was screaming throughout the store

by Dirt Road Hustler May 22, 2020

Cunt whiskers

Confused British slang for something that’s all messed up

Ah man there’s dog piss on the floor by the snooker table again… cunt whiskers!

by BritishDouchebag December 12, 2023

Cunt cake

My girlfriend Heather Tressel

Heather your a beautiful cunt cake

by DitchBaby June 6, 2023

Cunt Curtin

When your pussy lips hang low.

Dude this bitch had some cunt curtins

by SC812 September 11, 2009

cunt cubby

24 hour fitness trainer some stay cozy when there in their 20s earlier 30s depending on millage put on per year and as age increases in most cases becomes blown out like a fat kids sock and considered to be wore out beyond repair. Some are still used today and can be found at one of you or your friend's house in the kitchen and or laundry room.

Every time I come over she becomes a raging cunt cubby .

by Local H.O.A. November 30, 2020