25 Minutes To Go

A song originally by Shel Silverstein, popularized by Johnny Cash. The song is about a man on death row on the day of his execution counting down the time to his demise minute by minute, from his last meal until the hanging.

Despite being very dark, the song is considered quite humorous due to Johnny Cash's hilariously animated music video to accommodate the fact that he would die if he tried to re-enact the execution.

Despite a blatant error near the end where he says "Seven more minutes to go," instead of "Four more minutes to go" (which was later corrected in the live version), the song was very well received. Johnny Cash's darkest songs tended to be his most amusing ones as well, after all.

Well, they're building a gallows outside my cell...and I've got 25 minutes to go
And the whole town's waiting just to hear me yell...I've got 24 minutes to go

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 31, 2021

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people who go jim

usually in a short video or TikTok where someone is flexing them when it says people who go JIM they flex harder.

“People who go GYM.”

“People who go jim.”

by LilSmall69 February 25, 2023

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naughty go-gurt

When one rinses out an unused condom, and then layers: yogurt, honey and any other sweetener inside. Then they tie the base of the condom to the grates of their freezer. About 24 hours later, they come back to see whether or not it froze, and if it did: THEY'LL DO WHAT THEY WOULD WITH A GO-GURT!!

P1: Hey, do you still have any naughty go-gurts left?
P2: Nah, I'm out of rubbers.
P1: That's a shame. *sigh*

by Doctor Fucker February 18, 2017

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