That bs that bosses and adds in video games are on when they get absolutely juiced juiced up and can one shot you and end your whole ass career.
by SLIM_SHADY_2.0 January 6, 2024
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All the what ifs…
That make my head spin…
All the words I have written for you…
What if them you never see…
Probably a few I would be okay with them never to be..
It has been a rough ride these past weeks…
As if I am on a trampoline…
Up then down…
Up then down…
How I love the ups…
I remind myself…
The what ifs matter none…
As my love for you…
Can never be undone…
Posts or no posts…
I love you…
The most…
Always…
All the what ifs…
That make my head spin…
All the words I have written for you…
What if them you never see…
Probably a few I would be okay with them never to be..
It has been a rough ride these past weeks…
As if I am on a trampoline…
Up then down…
Up then down…
How I love the ups…
I remind myself…
The what ifs matter none…
As my love for you…
Can never be undone…
Posts or no posts…
I love you…
The most…
Always…
Faith I just have to have…
If not for tomorrow…
For the tomorrows yet to come…
Someday… we will be one❤️❤️❤️
If not for tomorrow…
For the tomorrows yet to come…
Someday… we will be one❤️❤️❤️
by a dream and 💔 January 7, 2024
Get the One mug.1. The fuzz. The heat. The popo. The constabulary. The police. Look one time, don’t look twice, they are gonna pull you over for looking suspicious.
2. A phrase uttered for good luck, often in poker or other casino gambling. The origin of this phrase is from the movie “Little Giants” when the coach gave his speech to his team of misfits to get them excited for a game with long odds. It means even if the odds are 99 times in 100, that still leaves “one time.”
2. A phrase uttered for good luck, often in poker or other casino gambling. The origin of this phrase is from the movie “Little Giants” when the coach gave his speech to his team of misfits to get them excited for a game with long odds. It means even if the odds are 99 times in 100, that still leaves “one time.”
1 Driver: one time ahead, don’t look back
Passenger: *looks twice*
One time: *flashes lights*
Driver: what did I just f***in tell you.
2 poker player 1: All in.
Player 2: call. I have queens.
Player 1: I have AK of hearts. Good luck.
Player 3: i folded Q/10.
Flop 9,2,6 hearts.
Player 2: damn, I’m in rough shape.
Turn: 2 spade
Player 1: don’t do this to me dealer!
Player 2: dealer, can I use my one time now?
River: 6 of spades.
Player 2: Nice hand. Goodnight.
Player 1: 99 times baby
Passenger: *looks twice*
One time: *flashes lights*
Driver: what did I just f***in tell you.
2 poker player 1: All in.
Player 2: call. I have queens.
Player 1: I have AK of hearts. Good luck.
Player 3: i folded Q/10.
Flop 9,2,6 hearts.
Player 2: damn, I’m in rough shape.
Turn: 2 spade
Player 1: don’t do this to me dealer!
Player 2: dealer, can I use my one time now?
River: 6 of spades.
Player 2: Nice hand. Goodnight.
Player 1: 99 times baby
by Nicbuddy January 9, 2024
Get the One Time mug.the definition my friend wants me to show him so he can finish his work but not im here writing this because im yes. now he is wactching me and writing on my screen with a eraser
friend: hey could i get this one now?
me: *writes this* no
friend: why? *draws dicks all over my screen*
me: you dumbass you drew a dick thats as short as yours
friend: you ching
me: *writes this* no
friend: why? *draws dicks all over my screen*
me: you dumbass you drew a dick thats as short as yours
friend: you ching
by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ok January 11, 2024
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Get the One mug.Something that blurted out of my mouth when I was pacing around my room, talking to myself about love, suffering from wanting-to-be-held syndrome, AND HAD ONLY 4 HOURS OF SLEEP THE LAST NIGHT.
I think it was supposed to mean, “Everyone has an only one” or something.
I think it was supposed to mean, “Everyone has an only one” or something.
by glxcious January 19, 2024
Get the No one is no one, only one mug.That metaphorical jewish octopus encircling the globe. They might change their names (the Cabal, Illuminati, Freemasons, The Committee of 300, Communist International aka COMINTERN, the Bilderberg Group, New World Order, World Economic Forum aka WEF, Globalists, Elites, Deep State, globohomo, etc) but their goals never change: a Totalitarian One World Government under a One World Jewry. Check the defunct Georgia Guidestones for "hints" about the envisioned reality after the Great Reset under the NWO/OWJ.
When I listen to globohomo I hear: the CONvid Plandemic was a great window of opportunity to bring the Great Reset, a neo-feudalist society where all goyim will eat the goyslop bugs, have nothing and be happy brainwashed by GoyFlix while being ruled from the shadows by the One World Jewry.
by xythras January 29, 2024
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