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Going Shit-to-shower

The practice of shitting (in a toilet near a shower, of course) and proceeding to pressure wash one’s asshole with the jet setting in the shower.
“Going shit-to-shower saves the pandas and leaves your taint fresh and clean.”

This is the weirdest TED talk I’ve ever been to.”
by Brock Kakashi June 7, 2022
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Who is going to tell them?

This question is asked when someone is so oblivious and unaware of their misguided viewpoint on an issue or topic that it seems they are the last one to know it.
“I don’t understand why more talented people don’t want to work in government!”

Who is going to tell them?
by JackieChilesAttorney December 31, 2023
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Go to japan

Used when your homie says some really stupid shit
Guy 1: What part of California is Cali
Guy 2: Man go to Japan
by captainphasedent January 20, 2021
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going all republican

That behavior of a person who uses the very slightest instance of pushback on their own delusional importance to mount a nuclear assault on reason based on lies and rumors of lies.
An example might be along the lines, "I asked Karen if she would please quit taking my yogurt from the break room fridge without first asking me and she was "going all Republican" on my ass!"
by Senior Chief Skeptic May 6, 2021
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Don’t Let Him Go

So you figure that you've got him all figured out
He's a sweet-talking stud who can melt a girl's heart with his pout
He's the kind of lover that the ladies dream about
Whoo! Yes, he is
He's got plenty of cash, he's got plenty of friends
He drives women wild, then he drives off in a Mercedes-Benz
He's got a long wick with a flame at both ends
He's hot
But don't let him go
Just give him a chance to grow
Take it easy, take it slow
And don't let him go
Don't let him go
He makes you so angry, he makes you so sore
The wait may be worth it, but how can you wait anymore
When you're wondering what you're waiting for?
Baby, I don't know
But don't let him go
Just give him a chance to grow
Take it easy, take it slow
And don't let him go
Don't let him go
Baby, Don’t Let Him Go
Just give him a chance to grow
Take it easy, take it slow
And don't let him go
Don't let him go
Baby, don't let him go
He just needs a chance to grow
Take it easy, take it slow
And don't let him go
Don't let him go
Don't let him go
Don't let him go
Don't let him go
Don't let him go
Don't let him go
Don't let him go
Oh, no
by Death Menace August 3, 2023
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That’s Just How the Game Go

A phrase used when something doesn’t go as planned. This phrase is often followed by a shrug while saying.
Employee: "I’ve put all my hard work into this company and they still haven’t gave me no raise yet. Got these other workers sitting on they behinds getting raises for not doing a damn thing while I’m carrying all the weight. I’m so sick of this sh*t!"
Me: "Hey, that’s just how the game go"
by thatboymally June 13, 2021
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