One Door Syndrome

When a collective group of people attempt to use only one door of a train when other doors are available. Usually ingorning requests from station staff to us all doors.

Oh look they all have one door syndrome today! Can't they see the other empty doors!

by Farther of Cats November 2, 2018

sly one off

Having a cheeky wank without anyone knowing.

Be right back I'm off to sly one off before my wife gets back

by Just the tips November 4, 2018

ONE RED CAR

i literally cant be any more specific.

How can i make "ONE RED CAR" more specific? I Literally cant!

by Mr. Some1one November 7, 2018

Number one

We are number one.

We are number one.
***Meme intensifies***

by The Real Robbie Rotten February 21, 2019

one-month meme

A meme that gets increasingly popular over the coarse of a month until the height of its popularity, when it suddenly dies when the month ends, rarely to be heard of or spoken again.

Person 1: *posts a big chungus meme*
Person 2: Dude that was a one-month meme. Its not funny anymore.

by Retarded guy with no friends March 5, 2019

Code in One

Write Perfect code that you don't test and just push to prod and it works and them some sorry intern is left to debug it when you are gone.

Test what? we do Code in One's here.

by insanelysenile March 7, 2019

Swiggle your way out of this one

When an upset wife tells her husband try to get out of this sticky situation

Try to swiggle your way out of this one

by Cilla March 7, 2019