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Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A woman who is completely useless in any way shape or form, to the point that she only annoys the people around her to the point that we need to make up new words to describe her severe stupidity.

Also a person that never does anything right yet thinks they are the only one that does things correctly. These people are usually ugly beyond belief and partially deaf. They also nag at everyone about useless things just to hear their own voice.
Bonita is a Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt. Everything she does at Fortune Bay is wrong, but the manager is too afraid of her thunder cuntness to fire her. Some one needs to hit her with a Bus.

"Hey Jen"
"What?"
"Is Bonnie the Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt working to day?"
"If you call what she does work, then yes."
"Fuck"
"I know"
by Tnays Fayjan June 7, 2009
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Cunt Gathering

An event where the only person engaged with the music is the DJ or band, while the audience chooses to film the experience instead of being fully present in the moment.
Went to this weird club last night where the cringy DJs were the only people dancing. Everybody was on their phone, no vibe, souless atmosphere, a total cunt gathering.
by Joe Smiff October 17, 2024
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Cunt Sqwiggle

The scraggly hairs on the inside of your cunt
Hey Step-Bro, I just shaved my cunt sqwiggle. Wanna see?
by Azveqs August 25, 2025
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cunt-cunt

A woman who is so terrible, calling her a "cunt" isn't bad enough.
Gregory: You comin' out to the bar, tonight, man?
Shmegory: Can't. Rosa's having me work this Saturday.
G: You take too much from that cunt. I mean it.
S: Don't call her that.
G: Why not? If she's not a cunt, I don't know who is.
S: No, I mean, she's worse than a cunt, she's a, uh...she's a...cunt-cunt.
by !JayAm! June 20, 2019
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Liquid Cunt

The aftermath of a douche after its been used.
The toilet water smells better than your liquid cunt!
by Jenji28 July 11, 2016
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Fat cunt

A fat cunt is someone oversized and someone who lovesssss eating!
Dayle is a fat cunt, Dayle you have 11 chins you fat cunt.
by Another fat cunt November 30, 2019
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Cunt Punt

Meaning to either kick a woman in the cunt or a guy in the taint or to best someone in a verbal jousting match (also known as an argument) causing them to fuck right off.
"So there was this shit cunt down at the bottle-o who was really fucked up Robbo, and he started arc'n up to me."
"Aight, what'd ya' do to him Lezz?"
"Whaddid' I do!? We'll I took him out side and cunt punted him right back to Woolongong!"
by The FUCKING WATCHER October 3, 2018
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