one square wonder

A miraculous event where only 1 square of toilet paper is required.

I just totally took a 3 hour dump and supringly, it was a one square wonder.

by lambdaradiation February 24, 2014

what a wonderful shit

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky

Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I shit on You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful shit

Oh, Yes!

by Bad C dev November 17, 2024

1.5 Hit wonder

When someone is slightly better than 1 hit wonder status.

John and mike became Co-champs in fantasy making John the first ever 1.5 hit wonder

by Luckyonethirteen January 04, 2023

what a wonderful fuck

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful fuck

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful fuck

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky

Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I’ll fuck You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful fuck

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful fuck

Oh, Yes!

by Bad C dev November 17, 2024

Wonder bread

Softy, weak , no back bone

That nigga aint a out that life he softer than wonder bread

by Baladik December 25, 2019

Wonder bread

A promiscuous female(of any race) with a yeast infection. AKA "yeasty."

okay then also we got this girl ah from the north side a.k.a yeast, or
Wonder bread, or ah flame on her junior high name, (burn baby burn)

by mrzrza September 11, 2018

one match wonder

The moment a person gets lucky in a fighting game, sometimes using bad techniques, and does not rematch their opponent

I hate one match wonders...they suck

by countchokcula November 22, 2022