One Shit Wonder

The act of someone taking such a massive shit that they don't feel the urge to go within another week. Usually, after someone pulls a one shit wonder, they feel very light-headed. It is also very common to occur during the nighttime.

"Why haven't you been going to the bathroom lately, son?"

"Last Tuesday I had a One Shit Wonder."

"Oh, I thought that was your father poopsterbating"

by Droidxl May 11, 2014

Wonderful Agency

the in-house, full-service advertising and marketing agency at The Wonderful Company

The 'Sometimes Naked Is Better' campaign was created by Wonderful Pistachios' in-house creative team, Wonderful Agency, led by chief creative officer Darren

by Wendysfg September 18, 2023

Two handed wonder

When your masturbate and pet your dog at the same time.

Did you hear about Tom, he is a two handed wonder.

by TwoHandedWonder October 9, 2016

One-hit-wonder

steps to becoming a One-hit-wonder

1. get to the top of the charts with a catchy tune and meaningless lyrics
2. throw a big diva tantrum
3. lose your label
4. fade to obscurity
5. make your song elevator music
6. years later have a reunion concert
7. never sing again
8. no one remembers you

hey remember lindana? she was a one-hit-wonder

by platypussy_licker May 3, 2019

One Hit Wonder

The friend who's lungs can't handle more than one hit/bong rip before passing it to the next person in the rotation

Friend 1: *passes the bong after one hit*
Friend 2: Ok one hit wonder 🙄

by halledw May 23, 2023

Gutless Wonder

a computer PSU that is so crappy that it will likely blow up and kill all your components or start a fire

Person: What is your opinion on Diablotek and Coolmax power supplies?
Me: They're gutless wonders, get a decent unit from Seasonic, Super Flower, EVGA, ect instead.

by Lovethecreeper March 30, 2023

what a wonderful fuck

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful fuck

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful fuck

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky

Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I’ll fuck You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful fuck

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful fuck

Oh, Yes!

by Bad C dev November 16, 2024