I just brushed my teeth

When a man is in the mood for foreplay and he wants to initiate oral sex from his girlfriend, wife, side chick, partner.

Federico: Babe I just brushed my teeth!

Panfila: Pull them pants down big boy and let me suck you off real nice tonight!

Federico: I love you!

by TatisJunior August 18, 2022

parsley teeth

Pubic hair stuck between teeth, requiring manual removal or the application of floss (mint or waxed).

My date last night had hardcore hairy snizz. I was afraid my late date was gonna see my parsley teeth.

by @RealControlledBurn June 27, 2020

The puppy with no teeth

When a man's penis bumps a women's cervix during intercourse. Probably a French term.

"She had a small, tight pussy, and I bumped 'the puppy with no teeth' a couple of times as we fucked.

by buckdancer50 January 13, 2021

brush your teeth with the kids

The practice of using semen to brush one’s teeth instead of the traditional toothpaste.

Husband to wife after work: It’s been a long day at the office darling darling, and I know it’s that time of the month, so I hope you’re ready to brush your teeth with the kids!

by HygieneXpert January 17, 2023

cum white teeth

men uses their own semen to whiten their teeth , must been done 2 times a week.

hey ur teeth are cum white teeth

by el darnel September 08, 2020

Corn Teeth Master

He is major Pedophile and His Name iS Gavin Sheehan. He Cares about Making Money and fuckign Kids. He Is a Insane Fortnite Player His Duo is Beam who Likes Sharpies.

Gavin Is a Corn teeth Master

by GenIsaSchoolShooter April 08, 2022

Teeth Weiner

When you get carried away humping somebody's face and end up scraping your dick too hard on their teeth.

Oh man I ended up with a teeth weiner after last night with Kendra.

by BubbyFlay March 18, 2016