by john's peena April 17, 2018
Get the wank assmug. It is the act of taping ones penis to ones leg with either tape or cling film and wanking with his leg like a chimp.
The main advantage of this is that one can still eat and drink at the same time like a Sir.
The main advantage of this is that one can still eat and drink at the same time like a Sir.
by Bashtoe August 23, 2012
Get the Chimp Wankmug. A towel primarily used for collecting semen after masturbation.
Can also be used as a normal towel, to give you that great salty semen smell.
Can also be used as a normal towel, to give you that great salty semen smell.
Ross: MAM WHERE'S MA WANK TOWEL
Mum: IT'S IN THA FACKIN WOSH YA FACKIN CUNT
Ross: I NEED A FACKIN WANK
Mum: IT'S IN THA FACKIN WOSH YA FACKIN CUNT
Ross: I NEED A FACKIN WANK
by Wankermeister69 January 9, 2014
Get the Wank towelmug. A person that is socially inept and yet full of themselves.
Someone whose only source of conversation is themselves and the things they get up to.
The word derives from the common word for masturbation and monkey, the animal that uses aggressive displays to prove their social status.
Someone whose only source of conversation is themselves and the things they get up to.
The word derives from the common word for masturbation and monkey, the animal that uses aggressive displays to prove their social status.
by Alan-O September 26, 2007
Get the Wank monkeymug. Similar to chain smoking except it is having one wank after another, usually practised by teenage boys with internet access in their bedroom
A mother will shout up the stairs to her son "get up it is 2pm" and the boys father will tell her "leave the boy alone, he is chain wanking"
by Kendo Bazoo November 14, 2009
Get the Chain wankingmug. Someone who is very skilled at wanking covertly in the same room as another person - the master of risky wanking. The Wank Ninja can successfully wank in a number of locations without being detected: in the back of the car with their family, under the table during a meeting, on the sofa next to a friend, etc. The art of the silent finish is vital, as is suppressing any hint of the Orgasm Face.
The other night, my girlfriend totally managed to get herself off three times during dinner with my grandparents - she's such a wank ninja.
by TheWN June 8, 2012
Get the Wank Ninjamug. David was busting for a fuck but Victoria was feeling tired after not eating all day, so David had to be happy with a posh wank that evening.
by JacobMarley45434 May 22, 2011
Get the posh wankmug.