Victoria is a masterful actor, and her favourite character is to play the victim! You don’t need to do anything to know that Victoria has daddy issues within the first 5 seconds of meeting her (because she won’t shut the fuck up about it). No amount of sex or masturbation will ever satisfy her! She’s fucked more than 50 guys, and she’ll fuck anything (even a rubber ducky!)
Gerald: where is Victoria the victim?
John: probably at the back room sucking off 14 guys
Gerald: sweet
John: probably at the back room sucking off 14 guys
Gerald: sweet
by Meowmeowkitten June 25, 2022
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Take some closeknit families of the italian variety, a few al quaeda operatives, jewish scriptwriters, and some all powerful freemasons, add in some A-list movie stars, stir till they all turn into vampires, stir in in some coke from some pop stars on narcotics, cook in a hot oven of the secret service "'hacker'' variety, and sprinkle with a little celebrity papparazzi a la gossip girl and perez hilton wrapped up in newspapers.
You then have a sorry state of one screwed up bunch of scrambled eggs Victoria, good luck unscrambling this one.
Take some closeknit families of the italian variety, a few al quaeda operatives, jewish scriptwriters, and some all powerful freemasons, add in some A-list movie stars, stir till they all turn into vampires, stir in in some coke from some pop stars on narcotics, cook in a hot oven of the secret service "'hacker'' variety, and sprinkle with a little celebrity papparazzi a la gossip girl and perez hilton wrapped up in newspapers.
You then have a sorry state of one screwed up bunch of scrambled eggs Victoria, good luck unscrambling this one.
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-a million star dining.... tastes like madness, mayhem, chaos theory, insanity.... a delectable little mess i'll be eating up at home alone in bed. For the term of my natural life.
-a million star dining.... tastes like madness, mayhem, chaos theory, insanity.... a delectable little mess i'll be eating up at home alone in bed. For the term of my natural life.
by scrambled egg masterchef January 19, 2011
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