Vegan Tit for tat

Whilst tossing a vegan males salad he tittyfucks his female partner.

Me and Tolliver did a sick ass vegan tit for tat on the autumnal equinox!

by reverenddogman January 13, 2021

That Vegan Teacher

She is a vegan karen teacher. She forces every YouTuber on the planet to be vegan. She attacked Cocomelon for not being vegan. Her logic is dumber than Cailou. She is killing her dog for feeding her "vegan" foods. She harasses everyone.

Girl: I have a phobia..

Boy: What is it?

Girl: thatveganteacherphobia...

Boy: me too...

Girl: That vegan teacher is..horrifying

by iiSimplyBrxwnie November 21, 2021

Vegan

A slutty smug self satisfied son of a bitch that thinks that if they are righteous not to eat anything that harms animals. Cows get their titties sucked for milk, this has been deemed unethical by these fucks but slicing and chopping plants is all right.

*fails a maths test*
Are you a fucking vegan?

by Constable Cunt September 21, 2019

Vegan Minute

63 seconds

Hey you only have a vegan minute left!!!

by Ratapooey October 19, 2020

vegan

You’re cool, or you’re a bitch about it.
They think they’re better for not harming animals, but they really aren’t.

1:Are all vegan people jerks?
2: No, some are cool people?
3: Hey, don’t ya think we all are cool peope?
1,2 4: No.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021

vegan meat pie

When multiple gay guys run a train on a girl.

“Hey Susie, I got a vegan meat pie this weekend, it was great”

by ApplejacksCereal January 27, 2019

Nutella Vegan

A person who follows the vegan rules but also eats Nutella

He is a nutella vegan

by nutella vegan February 25, 2017