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Hamas tunnels

If YOU KNOW that the Hamas tunnels are SO DEEP underneath the civilian infrastructure that no military weapons will reach them.... Then... WHY ARE YOU BLOWING UP THE SCHOOLS AND HOSPITALS?
Hym "So... YOU KNOW... That the Hamas tunnels are too deep to reach... But... You just bomb them anyway? He literally just said that! He said 'The tunnels are too deep for us to reach, which is why I tell the Ukrainians to dig.' But if you know the bombs won't reach, why are you dropping the bombs? Because you don't care what you hit. The point of dropping the bombs is dropping the bombs. You kill whoever you kill. That's called 'bombing indiscriminately.' Ridiculous."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2024
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Velvet Tunnel

Sickeningly sweet and soft tunnel desired by men and women worldwide. Located between the legs of an eager woman.
Best night of my life ended when I blew my load int the velvet tunnel.
by stage slave January 31, 2023
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Gravy tunnel

A person who is thicc like gravy and has an open mind like a tunnel
Oh have you seen Jessica?

Yh shes a gravy tunnel aint she
by Lulliequin July 13, 2020
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Dick tunnel

When the dick interns the hurry pussy
by Marioqueshalovedick May 11, 2016
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Chesapeake Bay Bridge Tunnel

An innovative variant on the famed Golden Gate Bridge. It is a sexual act involving 2 girls and 2 guys. The 1st guy on the far side of the bed is doing one of the girls doggy style (The start of the Bridge/tunnel). The girl he's doing is performing cunnilingus on the other girl (the tunnel, 'cuz she's down under) The girl receiving head is performing fellatio on the other guys, on the other side of the bed, completing the bridge tunnel.
Yo! Me and my boy ran a Chesapeake Bay Bridge Tunnel on our girls at the Motel 6 last night!
by YankeeFanToo February 16, 2020
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Sugar tunnel

A sketchy chick at a bar once asked me if I wanted to go back to her place and see her sugar tunnel. I declined.
by Ivan_H April 27, 2021
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Eisenhower Tunnel Challenge

The act of jacking off from start to finish while passing through the westbound Eisenhower Tunnel or eastbound Johnson Tunnel. The tunnels are located along Interstate 70 high in the Colorado Rocky Mountains. The tunnels deeply penetrate the hard mountain rock in order to cross the continental divide. The tunnels are just long enough to make jacking off feasible but are far too short for the experience to be enjoyable. Male travelers frequently pitch a pants tent involuntarily while making the voyage due to the altitude. This can be used to the participant’s advantage.

Female travelers may also participate by Jilling their way through the dimly lit tunnel. It is uncertain if any attempt have been made at this time.

There is debate whether team plays are allowed or if it is a solitary activity. Similarly, some still believe that the challenge is not completed unless the jacking or jilling is done while operating the vehicle.
A.A.ron: I finally did it!

Lee-yah: did what?

A.A.ron: the Eisenhower tunnel challenge! Had to stop in Silverthorne to get the mess off my steering wheel and then get some new Nikes!

Lee-yah: OMG that’s great! But weren’t you driving with your mom and grandma???
by itsbusted August 7, 2023
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